The other day, Ruby was sitting on my bed reading a book when Steve came in the room without a shirt on. She looked at him and said, "Daddy, your boobies are getting big. They're almost as big as Mommy's. You need a bra, right Dad? Mom, Daddy doesn't know how to wear a bra, you should teach him."
Poor Steve did not find this humorous at all but I sure had a good giggle. Hey, she just calls it as she sees it. Kids are so honest sometimes. How can we not laugh about that? Steve really should loosen up a bit.
I realized how not funny her casual observations are when a couple of days later, while getting ready to meet a girlfriend for a drink, Ruby watched me put on my Spanx. She said, "Mommy, I think your bathing suit is too small."
Kids can be so cruel...