After eating far too much Christmas lunch and watching far too many bad movies (right now I'm sadly watching Music & Lyrics (aaargh!!!)), we've got a Yuletide "Partridge and a Pear Tree" song.
So here we go....
On the 12th day of College Football My true love - who's probably an Oregon Cheerleader - said to me:
12 Tennessee on the field at Tiger Stadium
11 Oregon Cheerleaders
10 Wins for the Oklahoma State Cowboys
9 - 4 South Carolina's record in the SEC East (they would have come 4th in the SEC West)
8 (x10+3) points scored by Wisconsin against Indiana
7 Texas-sized losses
6 wonder-finishes in college football this season
5 Ohio State players suspended!!
4 games for AJ Green
3 million Duck press-ups
2 hundred thousand reasons why Cam Newton might have to give back his Heisman
A Les Miles in a pear tree