What I Learned Today #19

Today I learned that an entire bottle of Gripe Water, when poured spilled on your hardwood floors and then stepped in with little feet and smeared around your house, will subsequently make your hardwood floors quite shiny and despite washing the floors with hot soapy water will still leave a licorice scent throughout your house and only a slightly sticky surface that no matter how many times you wash it with scalding hot water will remain for quite some time.

And also that shortly after the last drop is spilled on to the floor your 2 month old baby will get violent hiccups and an upset tummy.