ONE

When you turn one year old you get a really big attitude.


Or maybe it doesn't come overnight like that, maybe you spent your entire first year developing the big attitude. I'm not sure how it works exactly. But on your first birthday when your mom has grandiose plans of a really neat photo shoot of you in your red tutu and your beautiful red and black felt hat? You refuse to cooperate because you are one now and you have a great big attitude...