The Very Early Thanks For Coming Awards

Thanks for coming, Kentucky. Never mind Florida and 400 players with illness. Your team haven't shown up anyway.

Thanks for coming Arkansas. Ryan Mallett has the best arm in the conference? Sure. But against Alabama's defense, he looked immensely pedestrian.

Thanks for coming Cal. You didn't show up on your trip to Eugene.

Thanks for coming Miami. Ever thought of an innovative football practice in the rain for the future. Because sure as hell you couldn't cope with the weather in Lane Stadium.

Thanks for coming UNC. We called you overrated. And against Georgia Tech, you were.

Thanks for coming UTEP. Leave Austin and take $500,000 and a near-triple figure beating with you!

Thanks for coming, Florida State. What on earth went wrong? Not to self: don't ever praise the Seminoles again.