Apparently I need a new place to stash my stash

Tara: *casually* "Ummm, do you think that .50 cents is a good deal for a chocolate bar?

Steve: How many did you buy?

Tara: Eight

Steve: *laughing* Where are they?

Tara: Never mind. You'll never find them. They're with my stash. I have a stash you know...

Steve: So they're with the potato chips in the hall closet?