They don't serve sushi in prison

Sitting across the table from Steve yesterday while he flipped through the newspaper, he said:

"Just think of those gangsters going to jail. They will never get to eat sushi. It will be all pancakes and mashed potatoes for them. Tsk. Tsk."

Because apparently if there is one thing deterring him from committing a heinous crime, it is the fear that he might go to jail, where there is no sushi.