Future NFL career. The stars watch your games. Oh, and there are song girls. Awesome song girls.
National Championships. Hot weather. An even hotter Erin Andrews. And of course, Tim Tebow.
In your next four years, you might be part of the team that actually wins a National Championship. Or not.
You'll know what it's like to play in front of the quietest 110,000 fans in Christendom. And lose in front of them. Unless, of course, it's against Penn State.
Where you can assured that everyone's going to 'real school' (apparently that's what they call it in Louisiana). And drive-through dacquiris aren't weird. Seriously.
Beautiful ladies? Check. No class? Check. Prison? Check.
University of Miami
Just a moment. Why wouldn't you want to play in Miami?
You'll get the chance to play with a quarterback where the biggest question is not his quarterbacking: it's how did his superhot girlfriend get with him?
God, football, and 100,000 'Irish' people who haven't ever been to Ireland.