What I learned today #14

Today I learned that when Steve says this: "When the baby falls asleep I want you to go lay down and have a nap.", I shouldn't be fooled into thinking that he really does recognize just how tired and sleep deprived I am because what he really means is this: "When the baby closes her eyes for 5 seconds I want you to take her out of the room and maybe nap or maybe don't, but most importantly let me lay down so I can nap for an hour or two while you fuss with the baby that you've already been fussing with all night - which did disturb my sleep for all of about 30 minutes."

Because you know, it's REALLY important for HIM to get some rest.