Well, at least we won't have to face Shonn Greene next year....

Iowa running back Shonn Greene, about the only Big Ten player who has shown up so far this Bowl season, isn't coming back to college football.

He's off to the NFL, where he'll no doubt take advantage of the millions of dollars agents are going to offer him. Can't wait to see the nice new watch, Shonn.

So why does this involve Penn State football? We won't have to face him at Beaver Stadium at the end of September.