What I Learned Today #13

Today I learned that when you are 37.5 weeks pregnant and you haven't had a pedicure for months and your toenails are starting to resemble claws and the polish is half grown out and you cannot stand the look of your horrid feet for one more day - but you are are between paycheques and have spent all your "extra" money on items for the baby - you really should make yourself wait until you get paid and have a professional give you a pedicure instead of trying to do it yourself: