What I Learned Today #9

Today I learned that ONE, that's ONE miniature Valentine's Day cupcake would have been sufficient, and TWO would make you feel gross.

Even if somebody brought them into work and got them from this locally famous cupcake specialty shop, and even though there were two kinds so you felt that you needed to try BOTH kinds and also even if they are of the really tiny variety - and also even if you are pretty sure this is the only Valentine you are going to recieve today except for the burger and beer you are going to buy yourself later while watching the hockey game because it's Valentines day and also two days after your 8 year anniversary (from meeting your husband) which makes you feel that you shouldn't have to cook dinner.

That is still no excuse to exceed one delicious, miniature Valentines Day cupcake.